the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Vodka?
Forever.
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Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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