She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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