I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
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i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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