Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize