whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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