I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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No...this little piggys going to the bar
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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