Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
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Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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