um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
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I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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