im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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