I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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