yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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