apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
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My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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