AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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