She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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