Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
no, he came in my armpit
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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