I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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