Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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