i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
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tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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