her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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