So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
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and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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