My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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