you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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