you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
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