Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
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Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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