Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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