how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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