I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
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I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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