Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
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AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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