tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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