I CAN MOONWALK!
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
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In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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