Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
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I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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