I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
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