elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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