help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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