we have pet lesbian snakes
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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