Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
nutella sex= disaster
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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