oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
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Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
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please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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