I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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