She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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