I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
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Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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