who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
being pregnant is like rehab
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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