I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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