You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
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Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
We're using joints as your birthday candles
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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