Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
send nudes
from the living room?
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