I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
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Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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