We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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