break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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