Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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