Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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