no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Sext me about skeletons
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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